Thursday, May 3, 2018

Out Sick

Hey Everybody,

I was out sick.

I was really sick.

"How sick were you?"

My head was so congested Keith Richards asked me what I was using.

My throat was so sore I sounded like Marge Simpson's sister doing an impression of an orangutan belch following a three minute keg stand.


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