Remote Means Far Away

Our TV remote control broke recently (recently in busy parent time = over a month ago).

Low and behold the misses finds out we can just get one on amazon.

Somehow I successfully programmed it. 4 instructional steps total.

We don't watch tv but for an hour or so in the evenings typically so we just got by without the remote, by walking up to the tv and pressing buttons - Old School baby!

But we were not able to access our on-demand and henceforth missed a month of SNL.

So getting back around to SNL, this atheist was utterly delighted with this gem:

Will Ferrell’s Birthday

It’s Will Ferrell’s birthday today! So…the top 5 perks of being Will Ferrell:

5. Can afford a Dodge Stratus!

4. Claims surgical scar on his upper right abdomen from a surgery he had as a baby to treat pyloric stenosis is actually from a sharkbite.

3.  As the first and last guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, he can always bust Conan's balls.

2. Gets to play in minor league baseball games when only qualified to be a mascot.

1. Can hit up his doctor for crazy pills