First Date

First Date

Young, very young couple, teens young, is out at a nice(ish) restaurant and they are noticeable to everyone that they are on their first date. One wonders who even drove they look so young. It appears they aren’t really talking just kind of being red-faced and embarrassed with nothing to say.

So some altruist, isn’t it always some dork altruist mucking destiny up, goes over and says “Hey guys. First date?”

What an asshole right?

He continues to torment them: “I’ve found that questions like if you were on a deserted island and could have only one music CD, what would it be?; or if you could have only one meal for the rest of your life or one tv show or one movie…what would it be? are good questions to stimulate conversation.”

What kind of freakshow altruist bothers people like this?

The boy on the date was gracious and lied to the man: “Thanks, very cool very cool.” But they were both absolutely disgusted at this hideous gesture and mocked him mercilessly upon his exit to his wife and kids.

They actually bonded over the mocking of the jerkwad and his stupid questions.

They had a lot in common it turns out: they both reveled in mocking other people and soon developed a website together: FootLongMock.com where stories or pictures of people were mocked and henceforth graded for:
Intensity
Sarcasm
Originality
Voice
and Mockitude

They ended up getting married just after high school but failed to invite the asshole altruist that mucked things up.

God altruists are assholes!