Let us examine:
Everything in moderation. Especially moderation.
You see. It’s a little bit funny
till you start to think about it. And you start to realize that language and
words ARE LIMITED.
And yet, it seems that language is
our vehicle to truth and objectivity.
Moderation in moderation means that
sometimes you have to go to extremes. Consider life without stretching to an
extreme. Drunkenness, sex, action movies, eating out: all, very extreme.
But then our adage is rendered
untrue. Because moderation is contained within the everything that is supposed to be in moderation.
What is a homo sapien to do? Where
can a guy or gal go to find a little truth and objectivity?
You don’t do anything. Sans abandon
old saws like everything in moderation, which as it turns out, isn’t sharp
enough to cut bread.
Nope you just sit back and enjoy
the cool sounds and harmonic stylings of that old fan favorite – relativism.
It has everything you need to get
by in a crazy world. And if you think it doesn’t, that’s cool daddy-O, just pop
open a history book of your choosing and savor the relativism deliciousness and
rest easy knowing that absolutism is a thing of the past. Just like sacrifices
and cat torturing. Hell we used to know that a bumblebee couldn’t fly!
Relativism – the truth! As far as
it goes anyway. Which, isn’t very far but still.
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