Mid-Life Crisis Blues (in Bb)

Mid-Life Crisis Blues (in Bb)

[Riff a la hoochie koochie man]

Summer’s a comin’
drinkin’s on my mind
but these meddling kids
jail me every time

Ain’t got no friends
no social life
I’m in parent teacher meetins
and you know it ain’t right

This mid life crisis
gone be the death of me
Oh this mid life crisis
sure wish I was 33

Thought about a sports car
convertible cherry red
but opted for braces
and a brand new tool shed

Maybe get the band up
learn a few tunes
but soccer and swim and homework
got me singing the blues

This mid life crisis
gone be the death of me
Oh this mid life crisis
sure wish I was 23

[guitar solo a la Hendrix/Page/Vaughan/ lasting 23:13 utilizing the following pedals: voodoo lab proctavia, Morely uni-vibe, Dunlop wah-wah, DOD envelope filter]

Shot up to middle management
been there ever since
my career has stalled
enough to make my wife wince

Thinkin’ bout boostin my T
you know what I’m talkin about;)
or maybe some lipo
but instead I got the gout

This mid life crisis
gone be the death of me
Oh this mid life crisis
sure wish I was younger than me

Mid-lieeefe crisis baby
prostate exams
Mid-lieeefe crisis baby
three gallons of milk a week?
Mid-lieeefe crisis baby
kid needs new shoes
Mid-lieeefe crisis baby
fall asleep at 9
…

[fade out over wanking guitar solo lasting 8:07]