I had a weird thought yesterday as
I was preparing chicken enchiladas for dinner and adding diced onion. Here was
my thought: Kate Beckinsale is too beautiful for onions; I bet she doesn’t eat
onions. How could someone that beautiful eat onions? I bet she makes a gas face
when onions are listed on a menu.
Why did this thought enter my mind?
Well bopping around on google news I saw that director extraordinaire Michael “Blow
It Up” Bay was “baffled” by her beauty. This of course led to pics of said
beauty and I just thought that there is no way she eats onions. Onions are the
pop and color of the food world and Kate Beckinsale doesn’t need pop and color;
she needs to be toned down for mere mortals to even be in the same city.
So what does she eat?
What do absurdly beautiful people
eat?
And don’t even say they eat onions
too. I’m not buying it.
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