We had to buy a car recently.
A list of jobs I would prefer to car salesperson:
Toupee Gluer
Sylvester Stallone speech coach
Cleveland Browns Spiritual Guide
Chili Cook Off Port-o-let remover
Accountant
Inseam measurer for Supreme Court Justice Robes
Michael Bay script editor
Mafia Ombuds
Antarctica Real Estate Agent
Chevy Nova Restorer
Athens Ohio Papa John’s Manager, Halloween night
Bass-O-matic Taste Tester
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