Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Top 10 signs your escape from a maximum security prison isn’t going well



Top 10 signs your escape from a maximum security prison isn’t going well:

10 Your sustenance is pop tarts

9 You actually tunneled to the guard’s parking lot

8 Unable to shave, having a beard, people think you are a hipster; would rather be back in prison

7 Being on the lam reminds you: what you wouldn’t give for a gyro

6 Didn’t realize which way Niagara Falls flows

5 Getaway car is an 88 corrolla

4 Accidentally ate the file in the cake

3 Able to steal power tools but no extension cord

2 Warden’s favorite movie is How To Torture a Guy in 10 Days

1 Pining for cable tv

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