Top 10 signs your
escape from a maximum security prison isn’t going well:
10 Your sustenance is pop tarts
9 You actually tunneled to the guard’s parking lot
8 Unable to shave, having a beard, people think you are a hipster;
would rather be back in prison
7 Being on the lam reminds you: what you wouldn’t give for a
gyro
6 Didn’t realize which way Niagara Falls flows
5 Getaway car is an 88 corrolla
4 Accidentally ate the file in the cake
3 Able to steal power tools but no extension cord
2 Warden’s favorite movie is How To Torture a Guy in 10 Days
1 Pining for cable tv
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