Monday, June 1, 2015

High Brow vs. Low Brow vs. Unibrow



The Daily’s Show Jon Stewart does some really high brow stuff; using complex logic to expose hypocrisy and inconsistency to both meaningful and comedic effect. 

But fuck all that.

Jon, just keep the Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Donald Trump impressions coming. Sure set it up with the slightest bit of context, then just let the impressions roll: Donald Trump on beating ISIS GO! Lindsey Graham on slave labor iphones in the hands of bilingual daycare teachers on welfare GO! Mitch McConnell reading Dr. Seuss’ Shit In The Pit GO! 

Sure I love the fact that a comedy show host can just completely destroy hacks like Mike Huckabee or Condoleeza Rice or pick your least favorite imposter and have Jon intellectually run circles around them to the point of them being little martians on the set, but can you honestly beat a good Trump?

Me thinks not.




Or you could just go unibrow:


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