Tiger Woods said his Glutes “would
not activate.” Sounds like a personal problem but I might recommend rectum
riling cream. Rectum Riling Cream, when your but won’t get up!
Radioshack has filed for bankruptcy.
In some sweet justice, the company will have to fill out a million forms to do
so. “I just want speaker wire, why do I have to give you my social security
number?”
The SI swimsuit issue has a plus
size model for the first time. No word yet if all of the teenage boys masturbating
to the issue will have plus size orgasms.
NBC News anchor Brian Williams falsely
claimed he had been in a helicopter hit by a grenade during the Iraq war. Turns
out he mistook sand blowing against the windshield as a grenade.
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