Friday, February 6, 2015

Headline Funs



Tiger Woods said his Glutes “would not activate.” Sounds like a personal problem but I might recommend rectum riling cream. Rectum Riling Cream, when your but won’t get up!

Radioshack has filed for bankruptcy. In some sweet justice, the company will have to fill out a million forms to do so. “I just want speaker wire, why do I have to give you my social security number?”

The SI swimsuit issue has a plus size model for the first time. No word yet if all of the teenage boys masturbating to the issue will have plus size orgasms.

NBC News anchor Brian Williams falsely claimed he had been in a helicopter hit by a grenade during the Iraq war. Turns out he mistook sand blowing against the windshield as a grenade.

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