Thursday, March 19, 2015

Bruce Willis is 60 today




Bruce Willis is 60 today

Top 5 perks of being Bruce Willis:

5. Easy access to harmonicas
4. Moonlighting royalties can finance entire lunches
3. The sweet irony of dying on the set of Die Hard 14
2. Sure to star in Twelve Monkeys sequel: 13 Common Marmosets
1. Ashton Kutcher’s cell number on speed dial


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