Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Aretha Franklin is 73 today



Aretha Franklin is 73 today.

The top 5 perks of being Aretha Franklin

5. Will never misspell “respect.”
4. Singing at the 2009 inauguration has netted her other 1 song gigs.
3. As a resident of Detroit she has ample access to terrible Pistons basketball.
2. As a resident of Detroit, she often uses her presidential Medal of Freedom to ricochet gun fire.
1. Cameo in The Blues Brothers led to a brief but very passionate relationship with Blue Lou Marini. 


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