Showing posts with label mcdonalds. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



Economic reports indicate that McDonald's stock hit a record high as its turnaround takes hold.

Do you eat there?

No but I make special sauce. - Biff Wellington, Sperm Bank Robber


Only when I’m incontinent.- Shirley Inane, Fromage Digester

Take the fam there after every plasma donation. -Zeb Fagrazzistein, Lesser Of Two Evils


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