An international land and sea search for a missing Malaysian
jetliner is covering an area the size of Australia. But there is some good news;
Courtney Love has stepped forward to help with the mystery. Courtney, there are
no drugs or eyeliner on the jet. Now you can go back to producing your greatest
hits album entitled ‘The Whole Hole’.
Get this, Kate Winslet
named her son Bear Blaze. Relax people. Polar Pyre, Fox Fire, and Moose Match
were not even close to being in the running.
Apparently March Madness has its cost: Researchers estimate
that the cost of employees filling out brackets at work is 1.2 billion and
another 660 million because employees are watching games at work. But the same
researchers failed to mention that the profits from Buffalo wings, nachos, and
beer quadruple those estimates. And that’s just from Chris Christie’s first
round!
Rachel Canning recently sued her
mother and father for financial support and college tuition but decided to drop
the lawsuit on Tuesday, according to a decision by a Superior Court judge in New
Jersey. In a statement issued by her attorney, Rachel said she is just glad to
be back home with her iPhone. Yeah, not so easy to be away from that phone is it
Rachel? Check Mate! Said the Canning rents.
Lastly, Miley Cyrus' tour bus caught fire Monday
night and was destroyed. The good news is that everyone got off safely: Miley,
Willie Nelson, The Jamaican bobsled team, and Michael Phelps were all unscathed
after the incident and recovering at a nearby Dominoes.
