Friday, May 6, 2016

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Are you angry?
Are you hungry?
Maybe you are…hanging on for dear life by a thread of saffron.
Saffron is expensive if you didn’t know.

          McCormick Gourmet Collection, Spanish Saffron, 0.06-Ounce Unit ...

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Price: $16.58 ($276.33 / Ounce) $17.45 Save $0.87 (5%). Price: $17.45. In Stock. ..... McCormick Gourmet Collection, Spanish Saffron, 0.06-Ounce Unit.


$276.33 an ounce and what are you going to do…but EAT IT?
My word, for that price you should frame it, wear it, melt it down and take it to a pawn shop, for christ sakes anything but masticate and leave it to your intestines.
What were you thinking?!

I’ll tell you what I am thinking. It’s Friday. Which means no work tomorrow and no dishes tonight. That is how crazy this guy gets, I leave the dishes for Saturday morning dear friends. Don’t judge. Don’t be jealous. Don’t adjudicate without a standard of proof, even if it is the lowly preponderance of evidence.

Next please:
Sunday is mother’s day which means brunch. I swear to god if they have a saffron station at the buffet I am going to lose it!

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