Hard 2016 Election

It’s time to get serious about this erection, er I mean election.  The competition is sure to be stiff where only the most morally upright person will be inserted into the position. Getting erected president is very, very hard. A campaign requires pounding and pounding in every city you can wet dream of. Your stump speech better be big and rarin’ to go because the electorate wants it, in both ears. Not every person is open to your views and predilections but you knew that getting your pants on so lube up the charms because you want the votes. You need the votes. You won’t be able to come into the white house without votes. The weak and flaccid have pulled out along the way, unable to finish…they just couldn’t maintain the rigidity required for intense, mind-blowing campaigning. All the hotel beds must have got to them, not you. You’re still up, saluting because it’s hard to get you down, you’re in there for the long haul as deep as you can get. Your pole numbers don’t bother you whether it’s 4 inches or exit polls suggesting you can’t make it with older women or latino men. There is a lot facing this country as we head into this erection. We all know what’s at steak. There are meaty issues we face and only the candidates willing to swallow the issues whole, all the way, are the ones we are going to take into our homes and bedrooms and showers. November isn’t far away and we all need to come together, get over the humps, mount the  good and the bad if we are going to make the right choice. Aren’t we all fully prepared to take it on the chin up until Election Day? To hear every idea on every position even if it means getting out of our comfort zones and agreeing on a safe word for the country as a whole? We are.