It’s not so much the grammar, it’s
figuring out what the fuck you want to say. How I admire people that know what
they want to say/write.
What do I want to say you ask? See
above. That I admire people who know what they want to say/write.
You: too easy.
Me: I like my eggs over easy. I
really honestly, don’t care how my eggs are cooked. But I do care when my goose
is cooked or when the jig is up. Speaking of jigs and up, why don’t’ we use two
jiggers of tequila and tilt them up…toward our mouths…because…
It is a 3 day weekend for this guy.
Yes the great state of Massachusetts gives us Patriots day, in honor of Tom
Brady and Bill Belichik…but here’s the kicker. I only work in mass, I live in
rhode island and rhode island doesn’t celebrate Patriot’s day…which means the
kids still go to school!
So this guy has a date night over
the weekend and a massage on the holiday. Oh massage how I’ve missed you. Last
one was in September 2015. And I plan to have some dead legs for the massage.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I make you
jealous? I didn’t not mean to.
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