Friday, April 8, 2016

Multiple liners



I thought the new Vacation remake with Ed Helms was funny. In fact, the scene where he tries to brake a la Vin Diesel made it hard for me to breathe I was laughing so hard. Anyone that gives this movie one star on IMDB needs to have their spleen removed with a dull soup spoon.  It’s not Proust, it’s a comedy. 

Ordered a new condenser mic; I hope it helps me sing better.

Excited for lunch today: mashed yeast with bean sprout extract and corn meal smoothie.

I think I read that almost half of all dentist preferred two thirds of flossing 1 out of 7 days per month but only half as much as brushing twice a day for ¾ of monthly conjugal visits.

My ironic t shirt would just be the definition of ironic but sideways.

Finding it harder to be erect these days.

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