It’s Gene Simmon’s Birthday…so the top 5 perks of being Gene
Simmons
5. Endorsement Deal with Revlon subsidiary, Kiss and Make-Up! nets hundreds if not
hundreds and tens of dollars per year.
4. After launching his fashion label, "Gene Simmons -
Dragonfly" in August 2002, he discovered the immense joy of seeing his
clothes sold in Wal-Marts all across the southestern part of the Bed Sty
section of Brooklyn.
3. Extremely long tongue makes it incredibly easy to eat an
entire box of number 5 spaghetti in one bite.
2. Being married to a former playmate means unlimited access
to Hugh Hefner’s erection archive.
1. Having never drank alcohol, used drugs, or smoked in his
life, he has the unique ability to tolerate his music while sober.
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