Tuesday, August 25, 2015

It’s Gene Simmon’s Birthday



It’s Gene Simmon’s Birthday…so the top 5 perks of being Gene Simmons

5. Endorsement Deal with Revlon subsidiary, Kiss and Make-Up! nets hundreds if not hundreds and tens of dollars per year.

4. After launching his fashion label, "Gene Simmons - Dragonfly" in August 2002, he discovered the immense joy of seeing his clothes sold in Wal-Marts all across the southestern part of the Bed Sty section of Brooklyn.

3. Extremely long tongue makes it incredibly easy to eat an entire box of number 5 spaghetti in one bite.

2. Being married to a former playmate means unlimited access to Hugh Hefner’s erection archive.

1. Having never drank alcohol, used drugs, or smoked in his life, he has the unique ability to tolerate his music while sober.

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