Today is St. Patrick’s Day, where everyone is Irish, livers
are sore, and lucky charms are vomited up with Guinness and Jameson’s. Eye laddy.
The NCAA brackets are out and apparently you can win a billion
(with a ‘B’) bucks from Warren Buffet for a perfect bracket. I have a better
chance of seeing Jimmy Buffet face plant at one of his concerts.
Colts owner Jim Irsay was arrested Sunday night and charged
with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, along with four felony counts of
possession of a controlled substance, or as Charlie Sheen calls it, the Sabbath.
"Divergent" star Shailene Woodley isn't sure she
believes in the concept of monogamy. We’re not sure she believes in method acting
but we are not going to hold that against her. In fact, if she doesn’t believe
in monogamy we have something else we’d like to hold against her.
And lastly, Scientist say the planet Mercury is shrinking.
How embarrassing. With a surface temperature of 800 degrees Fahrenheit, Mercury
can’t exactly claim it’s cold.
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