Monday, April 27, 2015

Kelly F-in Olynyk



Is this the guy that is going to prevent the first Cleveland Championship since 1964? 

This guy? 



Now I am not saying that any championship starved Cleveland native, be it gangbanger, roided-out weightlifter, small arms specialist, karate black belt, or former marine should in any way shape or form bring any harm to Kelly Olynyk like a crow bar to the knee or a cement block to the windpipe or a signed Albert Belle bat to the right temple. I am not saying that. Nor am I saying that in the future Kelly Olynyk could be subject to hard fouls as in multiple fractures of the humerus or ulna or radius hard fouls. Hear me now, I am not saying that. Unequivocally I am completely and in all ways against any future Cleveland Cavaliers undercutting Kelly Olynky with the hopes of causing severe ligament damage to any and or all important ligaments in the knee, ankle or spinal cord region. How many more times must I say that I am not saying this? This sort of non-basketball-play-retaliation is immoral, unethical and would probably harm the Celtics chance of a future championship.

But they might not have room for another banner anyway.

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