Tuesday, December 16, 2014

12/16/14 Monologue




12/16/14 Monologue

Bill Cosby’s wife broke her silence recently, right after Camille’s pulp fiction style gag was removed and the ketamine wore off. 

A survey says teens are doing fewer drugs, drinking and smoking less. Who can do drugs or drink when your neck is frozen stiff from staring at your cell phone and your thumbs are only good for texting LOL?

According to U.S. health officials, indoor tanning can send people to the emergency room for burns, eye injuries and loss of consciousness. New Jerseyians are saying that the loss of consciousness is the best part.

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