Friday, December 12, 2014

12/12/14 Monologue

Rectal hydration may not be torture to some but it's no walk in the park for anybody. I mean it's hard to walk anywhere when you are being rectally hydrated, just imagine a set of steps. When Steven Tyler sang Walk This Way he wasn't thinking about rectal hydration going on.

What do rectal hydration and ducks have in common? They are both water fowls.

Why can't we make lemonade out of this torture report. Maybe it could double as a Police Academy manual. Just sayin.

The Golden Globes nominations came out yesterday. Those leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence garnered the most nominations.









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