Wednesday, April 11, 2018

What Did You Have For Dinner Last Night?


What did you have for dinner last night?
Kale.
Ah, the ole belt getting’ a little tight is it? Gotta green it up do ya; a couple more salads for dinner these days? Can’t blame ya: it’s been a long winter. What did you do: Caesar? Cobb? Garden? Waldorf Astoria?
Just kale.
What do you mean?
I just had kale.
Just kale?
Kale.
No other vegetables or nuts or bacon or cheese or croutons or ham or… Was it on a plate? Did you just put kale on a plate?
In a bowl. 
Roughage never sounded rougher.

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