Hello this is Donna how might I assist
you today?
You can live up to the hype Donna.
Okee Dokee sir, how can I live up
to the hype today?
You can bring it girl, like it aint’
never been broughten before, like a tornado comin’ out a blow dryer, you hear
me girl? I need you to represent the representin’ and not, quote, not be foolin’!
Mmm, okay happy to help you today
sir. Please advise how I can best represent to assist you today sir. We sure do
appreciate your business.
But don’t’ be all up in my bidnezz
Donna! Ain’t got time fo dat yo!
We appreciate your business sir,
how can I help you today?
Daaaaaamn Donna…thought you wuz my
girrrrl up in here right? Thought you was my representer representin’ and now
you all up in my grizznill tryin’ uh gimme blow back like you straight trippin’
and clotheslinin’! Daaaamn, what am I? Ron “clothesline me” Jaworski up in
here? You best roll back your roll befo you get served a whole lotta Chuck Noll
steel curtain style Donna.
Sir, we appreciate your business
sir, if I cannot assist you today, I can…
Oh, sorry Donna, my cable is out,
could I please get a representative at your earliest conven-
Please hold.
[muzak]
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