It’s Will Ferrell’s birthday today! So…the top 5 perks of
being Will Ferrell:
5. Can afford a Dodge Stratus!
4. Claims surgical scar on his upper right abdomen from a surgery he had as a baby to treat pyloric stenosis is actually from a sharkbite.
3. As the first and last guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, he can always bust Conan's balls.
2. Gets to play in minor league baseball games when only qualified to be a mascot.
1. Can hit up his doctor for crazy pills
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