Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Stewards of Baseball



Mike Greenberg of espn’s mike and mike wants to admit Pete Rose into the major league baseball hall of fame, “warts and all.” 

One of the warts is betting on major league baseball, which is verboten and to which Rose denied for a long time. Add to that the fact that Rose bet on his own team while he was manager of that team. Add to that the fact that Rose bet on his team to lose while he was manager of that team.
Enthusiasts love the statistics of baseball and how statistics have become the living history of baseball. People don’t watch old baseball games, they monitor stats and records. 

With that in mind:

The stewards of baseball have to have an eye on the future of baseball not just the revered past of baseball and the stewards know the risk of the hall of fame becoming meaningless because Pete Rose bet on his own team to lose. The stats which are so revered in baseball become meaningless when the game is doctored for gambling purposes; like overusing your bullpen, pinch hitting at inopportune times, stealing at inopportune times, which Pete Rose most assuredly did do, to better ensure his team’s chance of losing, and his personal chance of winning. When Pete Rose bets on his team to lose he not only impacted his team’s stats but the other team and its players as well.

There is no hall of fame for the WWE and there aren’t box scores in the morning newspaper because we all know the stats aren’t meaningful or representative of true competition. Letting Pete Rose into the hall of fame runs the risk of rendering meaningless, true competition.

Measuring, statistics, and records are de facto meaningless if a competitor is trying to lose.

Pete Rose was trying to lose.

Mike Greenberg should know that if Pete Rose is allowed into the Hall of Fame, baseball will lose.

Monday, December 14, 2015

A Predictable Life



Some abbreviated passages from Steven Pinker’s The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined:

Today the Enlightenment is mentioned with a sneer. “Critical theorists” on the left blame it for the disasters of the 20th century; theoconservatives in the Vatican and the American intellectual right long to replace its tolerant secularism with the alleged moral clarity of medieval Catholicism. …This colossal amnesia and ingratitude is possible because of the natural whitewashing of history that we saw in chapter 1, in which the reality behind the atrocities of yesteryear is consigned to the memory hole and is remembered only in bland idioms and icons. If the opening of this chapter has been graphic (the history of torture), it is only to remind you of the realities of the era that the Enlightenment put to an end.

Human sacrifice died out…one possibility is that the combination of  a literate elite, the rudiments of historical scholarship, and contacts with neighboring societies gives people the means to figure out that the bloodthirsty-god hypothesis is incorrect. …Another possibility is that a more affluent and predictable life erodes people’s fatalism and elevates their valuation of other people’s lives.

Ah, the importance of accurate history…which might help those “christians” railing against islam as the sole proprietor of terror with their amnesia.

A predictable life, perhaps one where you know where your next meal is coming from and know that you won't be killed from a traffic stop, erodes fatalism and encourages sympathy and ergo, the decline of violence. 

What kind of history are you remembering?

What kinds of policies are you supporting?

Friday, December 11, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered




NBC 'Today' weatherman Willard Scott is retiring after decades on TV.

How are you coping?

Not giving one solitary fuck about the weather.-Herm Pascal, Fortitude Coach

Poster of Al Roker. -Mark Searles, Weather Vane

Hydrating. With scotch. -Luke Bobafett, Cup Raiser


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



Donald Trump proposed a ban on muslims entering the United States.

Who would you ban?

Not who but what. I would ban Ban roll-on antiperspirant.-Axe, Body Spray

It’s water under the bridge now but I would have banned the members of RUSH, the philistine’s Triumph. -Clarke Miscanuck, Phone Jacker

Yer mom. -Myron Ashe, Sage Cracker


Friday, December 4, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



A live broadcast of The Wiz aired last night on NBC.

Did you watch it?

It was The Wiz or the Packers Lions game. And The Wiz was awesome! -Carl Cheffers, NFL Referee and NFL QB Fluffer


I couldn’t, I had to urinate. Get it? The Wiz? -Herb Tarmackill, Intestine Liner


I did but the fact that I was tripping on copious amounts of mescaline didn’t affect my IMDB rating of 8 shrooms. -Reginald Myersrum, Pedestal Operator

I Insist

So what would happen if you were a derivative songwriter and recently enjoying Beck's Loser and threw in some poorly done Denzel Washington and Frank Sinatra impressions?

This:

https://soundcloud.com/shannon-gordon-scott/i-insist

Thursday, December 3, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



Blake Shelton was named CMT artist of the year for 2015.

Who really deserved it?


Ah, Country Music Television, the MTV for double wide trailers had chosen an “artist” of the year. Hold on a second for Hank Williams to roll over in his grave. - Charles Durnham, Tool and Dye Thrower.


Country Music has lost its way ever since its inception and Blake Shelton winning anything is a travesty of biblical proportions and will certainly spell doom for mankind and all the flora and fauna of this earth not to mention the entire galaxy ramifications of such a substantial faux pas. -Salem Lott, Collar Popper
 
Kacey Musgraves.-Kacey Musgraves, Runner-up




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