Thursday, December 3, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



Blake Shelton was named CMT artist of the year for 2015.

Who really deserved it?


Ah, Country Music Television, the MTV for double wide trailers had chosen an “artist” of the year. Hold on a second for Hank Williams to roll over in his grave. - Charles Durnham, Tool and Dye Thrower.


Country Music has lost its way ever since its inception and Blake Shelton winning anything is a travesty of biblical proportions and will certainly spell doom for mankind and all the flora and fauna of this earth not to mention the entire galaxy ramifications of such a substantial faux pas. -Salem Lott, Collar Popper
 
Kacey Musgraves.-Kacey Musgraves, Runner-up




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