Monday, July 16, 2018

Some Things...Have...Happened


Whoa.
Some things have happened dear readers.
For one birth has happened, for the third time.
Wait, what was the middle part again?
For two, birth happened in the form of Scarlett Sol.
Truth be told I wanted Sol from this George Carlin bit:

So I’m not getting a ton of sleep but it comes with the territory. Speaking of territories, what all came with the Gadsden purchase?
Did I mention we moved about two months before the birth?
We like to have all of our stressful life events at the same time. More efficient this way. I do the same with sit-ups. I do 1000 right in a row and I am good for the year.
Been reading some books on male friendship. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist.
Been trying to keep up with the running and 15 miles a week feels like 150 at this point. My legs were so dead after four miles yesterday we had a wake for them right there at the Y treadmill. I keep reminding myself like Dory in Finding Nemo: just keep running, just keep running. 




I know someday the tots will be able to dress, feed, and hygiene themselves and I’ll be able to ramp up the miles in lieu of friendships or guitar slinging.
You might like this guitar slinging but you might not. Either way, my hits on SoundCloud just went up. Sucker.

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