Friday, January 22, 2016

The Royal You



We asked, The Royal You answered

Mariah Carey got a 35-carat engagement ring.

What is the best thing your man ever got you?


Drunk. -Francy Telluride, Occupational Theraflu



A 35 carrot…crisper. -Jenny Whong, Fat Separater




A secretary job. -Hillary Clinton, Suit Pant Wearer

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