Tuesday, October 27, 2015

The Royal You

We asked, the Royal You answered



The World Health Organization says bacon is cancerous.

Will you stop eating it?

How come pigs don’t have cancer? - Lex Farmer, Industrial Taxi

I’m a vegan, I only eat vegans. - Cryus Leaf, Financier

Do I have to stop smoking bacon-wrapped cigars too? - Lynn Vinnagrette, Nocturnal Emission Subject


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