Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Your Daily Sign of The Apocalypse




Assuming Corona hires professional marketers to make their commercials. It is worth around, oh, 20 billion so yeah, they are gonna hire out. And these professionals, must have college degrees. Right? A little learnin' in their beans?

Not so fast sparky.

Check this out:


Catch that?

Here:




Christ! "Calories" is a count noun. One can count them: 1 calorie, 2 calories, 3 calories...

So, one uses the word "fewer".

Is it that hard? 

Use "less" when the noun can't be counted. Like, oh, I don't know: idiocy. Let's try it in a sentence.

There should be less idiocy in the Corona marketing ranks.


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