He who hesitates is lost
-haste makes waste
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink
-more for me
No pain no gain
-gained about 15 lbs over the
holidays…pain free
Familiarity breeds contempt
-which can be costly in court
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
-again, I ventured nowhere over the
holidays and gained a good 15lbs
You snooze you lose
-lose what, the car keys, in my
sleep…won’t they be where I left them?
Hindsight is 20/20
-what is foresight, 80/80?
An ounce of honey beats a bucket of gull
-who in their right mind is trying
to coax anybody with ground up seagull?
They only grease the wheel that squeaks
-as a unicyclist, this doesn’t help
me
“If” is the biggest word in the dictionary
-what happened to antidisestablishmentarianism?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
-a fresh head of garlic keeps
everyone away
Little children should be seen not heard
-when they sing off key, that shit
is annoying
You break it you bought it
-how much for this wishbone?
No shirt, no shoes, no service
-especially the produce section
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