He was a weird guy:
He brined his turkey every thanksgiving but felt the need to
make sure the turkey didn’t get the bends.
He once ran a 10k in rain boots in an effort to bring
awareness to sufferers of chafing.
He loved ABBA’s early stuff but felt they eventually sold
out.
He thought dawnzerly light was a special kind of light
referenced in the Star Spangled Banner.
He religiously listened to A Prairie Home Companion because he
thought Garrison Keillor would eventually dole out the recipe for Bebop-a-rebop
Rhubarb Pie.
His best impression
was a one word Emerill Lagasse impression – “bam!” even though he was too shy
to do it at parties.
He often got cravings for little Debbie snack cakes but
figured she must have a trust fund by now.
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