“Hey, yall wanna skippity dippity
tonight?”
“Shit Enos, I thought you were
afraid of skinny dipping, every since ole Marleen got aholt of your ass back at
Landon pond that night.”
Enos didn’t know that Marleen could
hold her breath for something close to two minutes. Well one night at Landon
pond they ventured off a little from the group and Marleen was actually the one
to suggest they go skinny dipping. Well ole Enos thought he was gonna get laid
so he said “sure, I look good, but I look better naked” and got his clothes off
midstride to the water. From the water he watched Marleen undress and he smiled
from ear to ear as she strode into the cool water as only moonlight donned her
beautiful figure. She got out close to him and as he shook in excitement she
said “I gotta pee.” “Pee in the water” he said, fearing some sort of
interruption of his dream. “I am not gonna pee I this water, you just sit tight
Enos, I’ll be tight back and when I get back we can find out how long you can
tread water. You can tread water can’t you Enos?” She smiled at him and he just
dunked his head backward and gazed up at the moonlight as she made her way to
shore. Once she got to shore she carefully watched Enos as he float on his back
drifting mindlessly. She eased back into the water and swam underwater for as
long as she could – a distance about 25 yards from Enos . She was well past
Enos from the shore as she sat quiet in the water waiting. After a good long
while dumb ole Enos looked back at the shore and shouted “Marleen if I have to
tread any longer out here, I’m friad there won’t be any tread left for you darling.”
Silence. “Marleen, come on back out here girl –before he could finish his
sentence she was underwater, headed right for him. And from under she came like
Jaws and missed his treading legs and yanked on his dick like she was trying to
sound church bells. Well Ole Enos flipped out thinking the creature from the
black lagoon was coming for his schlong and screamed like a fisher cat while he
got free and made it to the shore in record time. The rest of the crew was
waiting on the shore for him, all of them in on the trick. And of course they
had his clothes and made him bounce around like a monkey before he could get
his clothes. “Godammmit yall a bunch of motherfuckers, a bunch of
motherfuckers!” shouted Enos. Marleen had strode to shore and came out of the
water just like she was walking into her kitchen and said “Oh don’t be too mad
Enos, when I did it to Caleb, I couldn’t even find his dick.” “Fuck you too”
shouted Caleb.
Well ole Enos and his penis took a
liking to the cold night waters at Landon pond. Enos would venture out there
most summer nights wearing nothing but a smile and while he got loved the moon
and the quiet he got bored and when he did, he would swim, from one end to the
other and sometimes back again sometimes totaling four miles a night. Well ole
Enos took shape like a mother fucker. And the girls lined up for Enos and his
penis like they was at the damn DMV.
Enos would take em out to Landon
pond to skinny dippity and ask em “you know how to tread water doncha?”
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