You have to respect Carl’s Jr and Hardees: they just don’t
give a shit. They are just going to shove all that T&A in your face until
you relent and say “OK, I’ll have a burger, just get those tits out of my face
so I can actually get the food to my mouth.” Have you seen these commercials? It’s like
soft porn with special sauce. Victoria’s secret is that she likes mayo on hers.
Sheesh. You think you are watching a swimsuit video and then they throw in a
chicken sandwich at the very end and you’re like “Hey, I was having a moment
here!”
Sauces are dripping, skin is glistening, breast are
protruding, asses are g strung, buttons are popping but before you get too mad
at the blatant objectification of women, just imagine if they sold hot dogs! What
would those commercials be like!
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