Fixer-Upper

It was a fixer-upper, for the upper-middle class Needs met, wants a mere jest From bread and milk, to good head and silk The fixer-upper needs remodeled, the kids are coddled Camps and nannies and enhancement opportunities galore Less is not more Not here, have no fear You’ll see, money M-O-N-E-Y, to the sky The fixer-upper kitchen needs redone, hon. Italian marble here, one-of-a-kind backsplash there, money everywhere Spare no expense, a budget is nonsense Times are good and they’re gonna stay good The future isn’t unsure, to be sure, we have the cure For the fixer-upper