What Did You Have For Dinner Last Night?

What did you have for dinner last night?

Croutons.

Boy, you and the salads. You don’t look all the chunky to me. And you have to know that diets don’t work and that ultimately they are more hurtful than helpful due to what they refer to as weight cycling.

I’m not dieting.

But you said you had croutons and a salad for dinner last night.

No I didn’t. I said I had croutons.

You had croutons? For dinner?

Good deal on a 3lb bag from BJ’s.

You didn’t put them on a salad?

No.

You just ate a bunch of crunchy croutons…crunching away baked bread bits in your craw?

Uh-huh.