Interlocutor: Whadya Have For Dinner Last Night?
Locutor: Bacon.
Interlocutor: Nice, who doesn't love a BLT. Let me just tell you I am not afraid of breakfast for dinner. I'll wreck some eggs after 5 and I'll even pancake it up after 6. I'm not uhscairt. Is that what you did, the ole breakfast for dinner?
Locutor: no, just bacon.
Interlocutor: What do you mean just bacon?
Locutor: just bacon.
Interlocutor: no eggs, no toast, no LT after the B? Just bacon? How many slices?
Locutor: how many slices are in a pack?
Interlocutor: you had an entire pack of bacon? Just sitting there buck naked on a plate with no accoutrements?!
Locutor: Twas in a bowl.
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