What's In a Name? Google It.

I don't want to reveal too much dear followers but yours truly is working on a little suh-em suh-em and in the course of working on said suh-em suh-em, I wanted to give a female character a last name that would strongly signify that she is of a certain sort. This certain sort being: white, probably blond, in a sorority in college...you get the drift.

So, drawing a blank, I, naturally, turn to google, because, that is what we do now.

Then below happened:

Guess I need to cool it on the slang when I use the google.