Legato Runs

He was running scales backstage when I kissed him on the mouth. “What did you do that for?” he said, kinda pissed. “Because you play better when you’re pissed off, dick!” He kept doing legato runs with his left hand, pointed his right finger at me and, I’ll never forget this, said “if you ever do that again, you better be prepared to brawl or bang and I ain’t sure which one. You got me?” I pointed right back at him and said, I’ll shove a mic stand right into your spine if you ever threaten me again. You got me?” We glared… “Are you about ready for sound check?”