He had his own ranking system for boxers based on their shorts and robe.
He knew how to pick locks even though girlfriends never found use for his skill outside of "Betty" from The Knotty Pine Pub who gave him the worst case of crabs.
He ran with scissors for every 5k he entered.
His idea of getting a workout while doing yard work usually just resulted in dirty headbands and leafy garden beds.
He once drank a 12 pack of schlitz for the sole purpose of telling his friends he had a bad case of the schlitz the next day.
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